Cars and Woman...not what you think

So I was on my way home driving up the free way and I heard an old rap song "Gold Digger" by Kanye West and somewhere between the song and me looking at the cars that passed me made me said "That Chev Tahoe is like a woman with a lot of kids...." Then I realized something.....the cars on the freeway can be used to describe women!

Hold Your Laughs....Remember I am not trying to offend anyone but just thought this will bring some laughs. :)

Let me collect myself, you guys can add your own. Here is some of mine:

1) Porsche - A fine girl, very smooth, a girl any guy would like. Stylish, expensive and definitely very responsive how you handle her.

2) Prius - Very tech savvy, your home-ec type of girl. She is smart and efficient. Not yet a family vehicle, we can talk about vans as the next item. The fact that Prius has regenerative braking and its a hybrid vehicle makes her interesting to date. She uses gas and electric, and knows when to be one or the other. A girl you would want to take if you are going to a friends party or a company celebration dinner.

3) Odyssey - Soccer moms and basically now you gained some weight after marriage and still trying to be savvy. Some can evolve and be a MDX (not so high maintenance) or X5 (High maintenance).

4) Camry - Normal girl, does a little bit of everything. Kind of like a diamond in the rough, depending on the people she hangs out with.

5) Motorcycles - Girls who doesnt want to slow down and wants to siphon through guys quickly to find the right one. It is risky though not much protection and she often wants to be in the driver's seat. It also tells me she may not be ready to settle down yet.

I am going into hyper mode next couple weeks for studying and I will be busy. You should pray and hope Heim-ster comes through on the posts otherwise you may not see some activity for awhile. Go ahead and bug him!

Fight the Law of Entropy with Me! Take Care!

Yours,

:D addy